What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What should I do? I'm 17 and I'm dating a 23-year-old guy.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

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After a few moments he returns.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Sure no problem officer.

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Yes sir it is.

HELLO

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

What's it like to have an IQ of 140 to 170? Do people notice you're different?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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